End of year exams round my place this week. My ten year old was asked in her Geography exam yesterday to define the European Union. Her answer? A group of countries that joined together so if one of them ran out of money they could ask the others for some more.
Personally, I think she should get extra marks for such a perspicacious response.
A case of the finest RSA tap water to anyone who can honestly say what the right answer is any more.